Friday, 22 November 2013

Language and Technology

In this short piece we will discuss the use of language surrounding technology. One genre with copious amounts of technology jargon and description is of course science-fiction, and contains many excellent examples of technology in language.

Here we will look at a quote from 'War of the Worlds' written by H.G.Wells that describes a 'Tripod', a three-legged alien invasion craft:
And this Thing I saw! How can I describe it? A monstrous tripod, higher than many houses, striding over the young pine trees, and smashing them aside in its career; a walking engine of glittering metal, striding now across the heather; articulate ropes of steel dangling from it, and the clattering tumult of its passage mingling with the riot of the thunder. A flash, and it came out vividly, heeling over one way with two feet in the air, to vanish and reappear almost instantly as it seemed, with the next flash, a hundred yards nearer. Can you imagine a milking stool tilted and bowled violently along the ground? That was the impression those instant flashes gave. But instead of a milking stool imagine it a great body of machinery on a tripod stand... Seen nearer, the Thing was incredibly strange, for it was no mere insensate machine driving on its way. Machine it was, with a ringing metallic pace, and long, flexible, glittering tentacles (one of which gripped a young pine tree) swinging and rattling about its strange body. It picked its road as it went striding along, and the brazen hood that surmounted it moved to and fro with the inevitable suggestion of a head looking about. Behind the main body was a huge mass of white metal like a gigantic fisherman's basket, and puffs of green smoke squirted out from the joints of the limbs as the monster swept by me.


There are a few things that are repeated both within this extract and also within countless other novels and works of fiction of the same genre, many of which are inspired by 'War of the Worlds'. First off is the repeated descriptors of 'glittering' and 'metallic', and in one case even 'glittering metal'. A very large proportion of human technology are constructed largely out of metals, so it is natural that human novelists would apply similar traits to alien invaders such that the audience can more easily understand the nature of the antagonistic alien machinery by comparing it to familiar concepts held by humans. For instance, this description of a tripod conjured up in me the image of a shining silver tank performing long distance leap-froggery on three long legs, segmented for flexibility, with smoke occasionally rushing out of small gaps and outlets, and an undefined amount of tentacles that look like the machine's legs, but thinner and shorter for greater dexterity, all of them probing the space around on the search for objects to interact with, all whilst this metal alien tank is towing behind it by one of these appendages a woven metal cage.

Thursday, 14 November 2013

Arockalpytical Prophecy

When the rapper hath dropped the mic once and for all
and the machines are quelled in their rebellion
The Front Man shall emerge from the flames
and his pyrotechnics show will be quiteth badass
He shall strike chords in the hearts of human and beast alike
Pied Piper reincarnate, we will follow to the end
fingers curled into earthly salute
only when The Four or Five Horsemen have ridden can it end

The Secret Code (QWERTY EDITION)

Yjr jp,reptl ,fr ,r esmy yp ,slr ,u pem vpfr.

CLUE: biq ura ibw ri rgw kwdr

Thursday, 7 November 2013

Transcript of Drawing Game and Analysis

So (.) first off (.) in the kind of (.) mostly top left corner (1). Right (.) It's like a circle (.) with a dot in it. (2) Which is a tough one. (1) Er::: (1) There also is (2) Right. (.) It looks like an hourglass ^ (.) with no line on the bottom (.) and square sides. (.) Er::: (3) There's three triangles (.) with the bottom triangle not there. Er::: (5)... Like an 'X' with the left side, the top side and a right side. (2) OK (.) have you got that^? (.) After them, there's a star with a star in it. (1) like, a little star (.) just in the middle. (.) Five... (2) Five pointed star (4) And that's (.) like above the top right of the hourglass thing. (.) It's like a (.) Camping Table Thing. (3) And finally (.) below the star and right of the hourglass (.) bottom-right quadrant (1) is a curvy line. (1) If you start from the bottom left (.) go across, around left on itself. (sniff) It's like a (1) it's like a really swollen thumb. (2) That should be it then...




When I saw the task we had to do, I thought it would be easy. A game as simple as drawing some symbols, then describing the key features to another such that they might recreate a similar drawing from the description alone. As soon as I started I noticed some of my vocal features, both specific to me and the situation. In many cases, I paused after each key feature to give it time to sink in before stating the next, almost speaking in cadence.Other times I would simply mentally fumble over my words until I got decent results such as 'Like an X with the left side, the top side and a right side'. Also prominent was my frequent lexical choice of 'like' when implying similarity.

5th december

Going to bowling alley with Gary
bring some money

Yay my lesson is cancelled

Now I can do absolutely nothing for an hour and a half while thinking about how I would rather have been asleep in my nice warm bed. I almost want to make a rant about how getting up early in the morning is an outdated practice for anyone except farmers and people such as rubbish collectors, whose jobs require either longer daylight hours or less street population in the way, whereas almost everyone else has no need for the wee hours of the morning. For instance: I am a school student. I go to school and write on paper. The light bulb was invented over 100 years ago. Therefore sunlight is now obsolete. So what's the point in maximizing our daylight hours while damaging our physical and mental health? I don't care if I get home at 6PM instead of 5PM as long as it means I get a better lie-in... And don't even try to tell me I should just go to sleep earlier, because for one I can't go to sleep while it's even a little bit bright outside and secondly, that's just wasting the daylight hours at the end of the day. But as I said, I'm not going to write a rant or anything.