Oh snap who's this with the pimp blog?

What do you know about blogs, hater? Nothing! I got lightning 'cause that's how fast my brain is. I'm like Usain Bolt but instead of running fast I'm a freaking genius. Even Thor doesn't wanna mess with this. I'm the god of thunder, son. Zeus ain't got nothing on me. People cling to me like iron filings cling to any object this static. I'm so bright if you look at me you go blind. You see me, then hear me three seconds later. What? Am I too fast for you? Will get used to it Slowpoke. There's no taming this level of sheer voltage. One time they tried to use me to resurrect a Frankenstein's monster. It worked, but he died of fright right after. You know my flow is original, because lightning never strikes the same place twice, unless that place is the bullseye in which case I hit every time. 

Yeah. Damn straight. You know what's up.